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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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