found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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