I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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