Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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