3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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