Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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