I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
