So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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