Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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