I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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