this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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