Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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