So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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