Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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