Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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