Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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