I like my sex mixed with concussions.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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