It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You're like the curious george of whores
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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