do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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