i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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