I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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