69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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