Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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