:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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