Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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