Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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