How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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