Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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