Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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