Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
tell me about the fingering
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