Buhtt sex?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
