I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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