1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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