when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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