just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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