We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
