ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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