This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
