jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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