plz talk dirty to me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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