I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You ruined the universe
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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