is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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