That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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