He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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