if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
