Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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