Have you finally orgasmed yet?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I want to fling myself into the sun
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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