Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Randomize
