Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
