is your mom at the bar?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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