She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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